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roguesquirrel:

i live in perpetual fear that society will collapse into a mad max post apocalypse at any moment. im going to wake up and the world is all wasteland and im not going to be prepared i have ZERO 70s bikerpunk clothes in my closet, i have NO spiked bats i would be so screwed

  • Pre-nap me:  gosh I'm just a lil bit sleepy I could use me a lil nappy nap
  • Post-nap me:  why.... Why do I exist in this world.... How do I know what is real... What is the truth.... I'm so thirsty

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  • me when i’m sad:  .....i should......buy stuff.....

alfontzo:

I convinced my friend to watch Voltron a couple days ago. He’s 8 episodes in and texts me this.

He doesn’t watch with subtitles and actually BELIEVED Keith’s name was Quiche the whole time.

I’m still laughing about it.